what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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