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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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