so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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