Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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