I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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