What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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