? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You are a genius and a whore.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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