There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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