the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I want to have your abortion
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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