i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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