Dignity is for republicans.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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