I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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