Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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