I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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