I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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