youre lurking in front of me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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