The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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