I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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