Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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