I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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