were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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