yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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