the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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