Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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