At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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