are you still at the devil's house?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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