My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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