i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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