You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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