is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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