If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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