Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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