so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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