I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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