I am puke
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He? As in you personified your dick?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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