So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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