I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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