guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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