google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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