Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
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You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You don't make any sense
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