I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Randomize
