ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize