question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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