awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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