can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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