We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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