why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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