Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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