is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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