The maid of honor just puked.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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