A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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