i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
